Friday, September 7, 2007

3 Bs

*ring

B1 - The Ingenious Stooge
B2 - The Manager
B3 - The Public Relation officer
B4 - Bugger One
B5 - Big Bugger One

J1 - Rakshash (Ghost)
J2 - Devi...naam hi kaafi hai

Written & Directed by - Sivaji

After analyzing networks across the world and untangling themselves with subtle threads the three B's (1,2 and 3) decided to focus on task that Sivaji ordered .Though the mission was nontrivial but this probably was a great opportunity for Company B to settle their scores against their arch rivals 'Devi & Associates' .The task could have been over well before it started with a click if any of them had a gf (all three of them are 'forced' members of All India Lukka Society).

Daunted by past defeats they were desperate to turn tables this time .B1 who wanted this mission to be appearing cumbersome at least took latter Bs(2 & 3) and exposed them to grueling realities and made them work just like RajBabbar did in his movies(finishing his homework under streetlights).

Stakes were high this time and so were the hurdles .Not only they had to beat the Js but also take care of the two Bs.So, 3 of them started their work sometime around 1 o'clock and were doing it well until they found whole ambience glistening .They were quick to guess that FC had been transformed to a sanctum by aura of "devi" .Just to feign the world that she was indeed one of the mortal souls she came along with a devil .

15 minutes passed listening to the pious preachings but soon devi disappeared in style similar to that of Frodo Baggins and so did the devil.Every thing was going well but distances are seldom covered without hitches and B2 was quick to spot the first one .B4 chitchatting with Manu bhaiya .If B4 had spotted the other Bs the consequences could have been catastrophic .The working rate would have dwindled the same way that sensex did in early 90's .But God helps those who hide themselves .3Bs decide to halt the process till their subject kin departed from the battle field .

Now it was just a matter of coup de grĂ¢ce before three dwellers could have attained tranquility but then movie without a twist is seldom remembered and the twist was waving at them from distance of 50 mts .The smiles were replaced by melancholy faces in span of few seconds. But B3 was up to his
task just as an agile cat is while preying for rats .Just as a good PRO he didn't allowed B5 to make any relation with the project and literally took him for a walk .

Just as candle flames flitters just before dying off B5 was back again but not for long .It took just one sentence from otherwise quite B1 to make them see his back .The next few minutes saw them talking in numbers and they finally completed the mission .Neither any of them threw their arms in air nor they took off their T-shirts
like Dada but satisfaction on their face and sleep in their eyes was clearly visible .But like fairly tales they didn't lived happily every after .Actually it was just the beginning of worse time to come as they all were being forked for continuous 3 days ...

Ps:-
1. The Devi design failed miserably .The group members were boasting heavily about the work done by Gudadi ka lal Truck driver from past few days before they were shown the ground realities by Sivaji's Assistant .

2. The members of B and J companies nearly went into coma after seeing design by another South Indian company .

3.Now for all those who have taken pain to read the passage here is the time to gain. Identify all the characters and win a free trip to Sivaji's office .Please post your queries about the competition as comments .

7 comments:

Apurva said...

Devi..
he he ..amazing post ... me being a part of d story sumhow [;)] cud relate to each n evrythng [:)] donno bout others thou but had a gr8 time readin d post :)..
n MR. B..next tym u c r design .. delay ,area ,forking and now.. predictabilty ;) al rocking ...
keep writing !!
in all thr post ws tres bien !! [:)]

Gravity said...

thnx
Devi

Ishan Bishnoi said...

Kuch bhi samajh nahi aaya...but it'd be better if you laid off the dictionary-heavy words

Ajeet said...

i can tell u all the members pf this play really but not in public domain... don't spill guts here warna ... talwaren chal jayengi as all the members u ignored are already hot hot whn it comes to anger :P...

Marvin said...

abey gadhe
sab to samajh jaenge kaun kaun kaun hai!!

waise itni bhaari bharkam language use karke faada mat kar

subah jaldi jaana padta hai bathroom ki taraf!!

3/4 padha...uske baad suabh ho gayee thi...to nikalna pada sabun leke

aur haan...french words ke matlab samjhaya kar...sab france ghoom ke nahin aaye hue hain

Gravity said...
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Gravity said...

@sophomore

abe computer par word web install kar le usme french word type kar meaning mil jaaega

aur yadi aapko sabhi k naam maloom hai toh hamare karyalay mein sampark kare sivaji k saath aapki date jaldi hi fix kar denge